Sunglasses: A Necessity and Yet Also a Malady

During my College Program I am sad to report that I must have spent most of my paychecks buying sunglasses. I worked outside in the sun, Disney has regulation on what kind we can wear in front of guests, and as you'll read I lost or broke the majority of them. I am happy to report that in late 2007 or so, I bought 2 pairs at 2 for $20.00 and they are still to this day in tact. It might have been something in the Orlando air.

Original Blog Date: Monday, May 14, 2007

A moment of silence.

ALRIGHT KIDS! I lost my FAVORITE SUNGLASSES (because they're always my favorite when I lose them) I don't know where, or how, but they are, as N'Sync would sing, "GONE!" and I miss them oh-so-terribly as I am prone to headaches due to chronic squinting! And now  the search is on, it's time to find me a new FAVORITE Pair! Why is it that I lose Sunglasses so EASILY? I think I must've spent my entire final Disney paychecks on Sunglasses and NOT one pair exists....
My favorite story was when they were smacked clear off my face and into the ocean by a giant wave at Cocoa Beach, it was as if the sea was saying, NO, BITCH you can't HAVE THESE! So, in conclusion, I think everyone should own a cat.

Clarification: I would like to apologize or rather clarify the ending to this anecdote. I was not attempting to be all Gertrude Stein, but really, it was more of a shout-out to my friend Raul who told me in a communications class during speeches, one particular student gave a rather rousing speech only to conclude with the final thought of cat owning.

It went a little like this:

"Have you ever heard of Grand Theft Auto? This game is stock full of prostitution, violent rage, theft, and other horrors. So in conclusion, I think everyone should own a cat."

- Unknown